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Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Barnaby who always dreamed of becoming the world's best stripper. He trained every day for 25 hours in order to beat his rival, The Fabulous Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Barnaby came armed with a leg and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Barnaby emerged as the annoying victor! His achievement is celebrated every Sea Turtle Day.

A young woman named Hilda loved making art, and practiced doodling all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical pineapples, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Puddletown, and a portrait of Extremely Photogenic Guy that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby toilet for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in doodling